Hello, everybody. Welcome back. I’m Dean Levine and I’m gonna be giving you some more of my helpful tips for surviving Halloween season on campus.
My first tip has to do with creativity. It’s not enough to go as one thing anymore. You need to combine your Halloween costumes, so don’t go as Donald Trump OR Pennywise the clown — go as Donald Trump dressed up as Pennywise the clown
Here’s a tip for trick-or-treating: If a sketchy person tells you that there is absolutely no poison in the candy they just gave you — believe them! Who’s gonna lie about that?
And, finally, if someone invites you back to their place at the end of the night, do not go! Every horror movie begins with young people making out.
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